Wednesday 23 July 2008 - :

OK!
I've decided to post more jokes! :)
Yepp here's a joke andrew told today which was quite lame.
Wanna hear a cold joke?
Fridge.
Wanna hear a colder joke?
Freezer! :D
Here's another from Raj.
There were two guys talking about their fathers.
First Guy: Have you heard of the Sussex canal?
Second Guy: Yes.
First Guy: My father dug it.
Second Guy: That's nothing. Have you heard of the Dead Sea?
First Guy: Yes.
Second Guy: My father killed it.
Now for other jokes...
Three men were in a boat. It capsized but only two got their hair wet. Why?
The third man was bald. :)
If a woman is born in China, grows up in Australia, goes to live in America, and dies in New Orleans, what is she?
DEAD! hehe.
Why is a room packed with married people like an empty room?
Because there is not a single person in it.
Basketball Jokes.
Why do artists never win when they play basketball?
Because they keep drawing.
What stories are told by basketball players?
Tall Stories. (Doesn't apply for some ppl though, not saying who but its not me!)
Not related to bball...
Coach: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet?
Player: I finished it in three days.

Coach: I'll give you $100 a week to start with, and $500 a week in a year's time.
Player: See you in a year.

What is more fantastic than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.

Why do snakes have forked tongues?
Because they can't use chopsticks.

What is a forum?
1-um + 3-um

John: They say ignorance is bliss.
David: Then you should be the happiest boy in the world.

Yepp off to sleep.
Great training for 6 packs! :D

NoViA hugged teddy at 06:33

Tuesday 22 July 2008 - :

NSSCC is finally over.
and I didn't do too well though :(
12/16 >.<
All the springfield rock-climbers were freaking IMBA!
Taking a break from sports for now coz i'm SICK!
arg...
I hate being SICK!
damnit.
cough is suupppppppper annoooooooooying.
Really scared for EOYs.
Everyone's started mugging.
Oh man! >.<
OK!
Here's a pretty funny joke I heard today.
John: Dad! I've decided on whom I want to marry!
Dad: Hmmm?
John: Granny!
Dad: You can't marry my mum!
John: Why not? You married mine!
haha.
okie.
This is so lame.
I shall spam jokes today.
Teacher: Now class, whateva I ask, I want you all to answer at once. How much is six plus four?
Class: At once.
:D
ok.
last one.
Why did the doofus get fired from the banana factory?








































He threw out the bent ones! LOL!
heh. :D

NoViA hugged teddy at 05:58

Sunday 13 July 2008 - :

Finally finished physio homework!
All the electives I've chosen have been the direct opposite of what I've hoped for, SLACK.
Oh man I think i'm gonna get a sore throat tmrw >.<
Woke up this morning barely able to talk properly, my mum bought durian and said if I wanted to get sick and dun go to school tmrw, then eat already can get MC. LOLS.
NSSCC is one week away. >.< OMG. haha.
And there's NDP too.
Fingers crossed that they wouldn't clash!
Indieventure tmrw.
Oh man! Dun wanna get slacky group members. :D
feeling confused. complications.


NoViA hugged teddy at 08:20

Thursday 10 July 2008 - :

PERSONAL MESSAGE ON MY MSN IS
WRITTEN BY MY SISTER.
ITS NOT TRUE! SO STOP SUANING! TY. :)
My sister was pranking me so the message on my pm is not true!
Elearning today was super fun.
We had mass convos during chinese and elluminate is fun to play with.
ELLUMINATE CRASHED. haha.
So much for 8 cores...
Lols.
We were in the middle of physics lesson on elluminate when it crashed and i was eating lunch halfway in front of the com.
Maths and Chem were before elluminate crashed but we used MSN.
Mr Loh spent at least 1 period assembling everyone into one mass convo so we completed like 2 pages of the maths notes. :D
Chemistry was super confusing >.<
Oh man I'm super lost!
Super tired and confused now.
I hate complicated stuff...

NoViA hugged teddy at 07:47

Wednesday 9 July 2008 - :

Rockamania's last saturday and have been quite busy with rock-climbing so haven't really had the time to update my blog.
Came in 10th for high wall in rockamania and didn't qualify for speeding finals. :(
could have done better for high wall coz i missed a tile and slipped.
heh.
Saturday was really busy coz i had rockamania in the morning from 8 till around 10+ then i had to rush to the floating platform for a rehearsal before family day that night, ran from city hall MRT all the way to floating platform, managed to reach in time before the last rehearsal started but the guards didn't want to let me in >.< so had to call the teacher-in-charge.
Then the guard asked for the army guy in charge and we had to wait for him to reach and by the time we were let in, they were half way through their last rehearsal.
Sprinted into the holding area and to the stage and managed to join lihui just as they were doing the stunts.
Lihui tio stunned which was super funny so i clambered up the base and stood on his shoulders shaking. haha.
The whole performance was pretty hilarious coz they weren't expecting me and weren't ready.
Had a 4 hour break again and there was free Old Chang Yee, Milo and Soya Bean! :)
Sadly, lihui didn't allow me to eat a lot coz she was afraid that the base will collapse >.<
haha.
Everyone was pretty nervous at first, under the holding area, sweating in their costumes and i think we screwed the performance.
lols.
Successfully completed the stunts though and most of the moves learnt the previous day was forgotten ( pratically half the moves were learnt the day before).
Ran all the way back to the Singapore Flyer after the performance to grab my bag and ran all the way to marina square taxi stand.
Didn't have enough money to pay for the cab fare and my phone's batt was running out so i had to call some of the rock-climbers to wait for me outside TP.
Managed to pull on the t-shirt and was still in the ugly blue and yellow skirt in the cab.
Luckily, the cab uncle managed to find his way there though there was a traffic jam.
The gate was closed so we climbed over it which was quite fun and ran all the away to the registration booth still in the NDP skirt.
Was pissed to know that registration hasn't even ended and isolation only started at 7 when i rushed there within 35 minutes!
After rockamania, went to have a 9+ dinner at a foodcourt.
Crazy Saturday!...

Went back to school on youth day for training.
And we played........................ bball! :)
haha.
was a super hilarious game of bball.
Tall guys are evil!
Then we had a pull-up com which the girls won!
LOLS. we did 1300 assisted pull-ups in 30 minutes with seven girls! :D
the guys were damn good too around 1000 with seven guys? non-assisted of course.
we won the pysochotic guys! :) haha.
And they had to treat us at BK!
Finally got the house comm badge! :)
Played at interhouse soccer yesterday coz they didn't have enough ppl and I'm super noob at soccer >.<
heh.
can't play soccer for nuts.
Drawed for both games so we lost :(
Looking foward to elearning tmrw.
will probably fall asleep in front of the com! haha. :)

NoViA hugged teddy at 07:56