Wednesday, 23 July 2008 - :

OK!
I've decided to post more jokes! :)
Yepp here's a joke andrew told today which was quite lame.
Wanna hear a cold joke?
Fridge.
Wanna hear a colder joke?
Freezer! :D
Here's another from Raj.
There were two guys talking about their fathers.
First Guy: Have you heard of the Sussex canal?
Second Guy: Yes.
First Guy: My father dug it.
Second Guy: That's nothing. Have you heard of the Dead Sea?
First Guy: Yes.
Second Guy: My father killed it.
Now for other jokes...
Three men were in a boat. It capsized but only two got their hair wet. Why?
The third man was bald. :)
If a woman is born in China, grows up in Australia, goes to live in America, and dies in New Orleans, what is she?
DEAD! hehe.
Why is a room packed with married people like an empty room?
Because there is not a single person in it.
Basketball Jokes.
Why do artists never win when they play basketball?
Because they keep drawing.
What stories are told by basketball players?
Tall Stories. (Doesn't apply for some ppl though, not saying who but its not me!)
Not related to bball...
Coach: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet?
Player: I finished it in three days.

Coach: I'll give you $100 a week to start with, and $500 a week in a year's time.
Player: See you in a year.

What is more fantastic than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.

Why do snakes have forked tongues?
Because they can't use chopsticks.

What is a forum?
1-um + 3-um

John: They say ignorance is bliss.
David: Then you should be the happiest boy in the world.

Yepp off to sleep.
Great training for 6 packs! :D

NoViA hugged teddy at 06:33